Matt Kemp doesn’t like people to know this, but he was a total hippie, man. He was actually there during the Summer of Love in 1967. Pictures or it didn’t happen?
It happened.
He even starred in a cool psychedelic poster a couple years later after they, uh, invented color photography.
Probably the only hippie ever to wear a bowtie. He also wasn’t exactly a longhair, but don’t judge a book by its cover.
Anyhows, after the 60s were over he wised up and George Lucas helped him into this carbon-freeze technology that he was testing Star Wars, so Matt’s youth was preserved for his great comeback to humanity as a baseball player and boyfriend to pop stars everywhere in 2003.
There you have it. The completely true and previously untold story of Matt Kemp.
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